Nah but he could still mouse and keyboard that shit.
CuntrySinger
Guest
3 years ago
He’s gonna have a hard time pleasing his 12 year old bride with those nubs. Since her clit has been cut off with a rusty fishing knife, and this 5 total fingered retard can’t satisfy her already molested for 6 years vag, she will ultimately take her frustration on one of the 4 kids she’s birthed since her poor womb produced a viable egg. They all are underweight, mostly due to the fact the mother is less than 70 pounds because she’s still a child herself. The runt of the litter of burdens has severe autism and tries to rape… Read more »
These kids! They are always trying to out do the latest challenge. What happened to tide pods?
weganskaparuwa
Guest
3 years ago
why he is so calm?
FelixFuckTown
Guest
3 years ago
my freind today on his skateboard had his fingernail ripped off because be put his hand under the wheel, and he looked just like this dude I should of told my freind too suck it up…
Not so cool now are you buddy? Maybe selling drugs wasn’t such a good idea
Buttcheek
Guest
3 years ago
My sound is off, why
bfuyg
Guest
3 years ago
cool
Loliraepist69
Guest
3 years ago
i guess no more no nut november for him
Missiledick
Guest
3 years ago
he deserves that for wearing that gay hat
Strict Machine
Guest
3 years ago
I would have used bolt cutters … depending on the crime.
toxin
Guest
3 years ago
Sharpest blade in South Merica right there
No Filter
Guest
3 years ago
What did he do? I am guessing didn’t fight when he should have. Maybe was short on his money.
Anything more would have been worse.
justarandompsycho
Guest
3 years ago
little disappointed, expected more screaming but still funny
pipi
Guest
3 years ago
lol
lol
Guest
3 years ago
i thought this was how to cut a onion video
Kore
Guest
3 years ago
Kfc
Kumi
Guest
3 years ago
this looks pretty nice heheh
Ihateeveryonebutme
Guest
3 years ago
Is there a website where people don’t joke abt it and actually have the backstory? If not that’s just sad I know for sure ur all going to hell😭 anddd don’t think that’s a compliment bc it’s not sweet heart ❤️
dkasndklasjdklasjlkd
Guest
3 years ago
gustin Bieber <>
Big chungus
Guest
3 years ago
Should of had reddit gold protection services. Also, this dude cant rthymn game no more!
Fuckya
Guest
3 years ago
Bro won’t steal no more
VietNamese boy
Guest
3 years ago
Really?the Yakuza in Japan only take one finger,how brutal is this
bro that was clean af
But is you okay?
Dude they can just crazy glue the tips back on.
Shut up dale
GTAB
GTAB? Is that … Grab The Ass Bastard ?
Hand wash my dirty underwear.
I mean did he want that?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
GTAB Get That Ass Banned
Bruh
gorrila glue
hahaha. I can imagine the infomercial for that glue.
is the skin just gonna grow back or smth?
it dont work like that ;-;
Skin glue does exist, but I think stitches are needed here
Imma crazy glue yo head up yo ass lmao
Ye but you can’t feel or move those fingertips.
Not sure might need tape
Nah. Tape wont hold. They need some epoxy
He steals again he will be all thumbs
This was because of stealing? At least he has some nubs left. They only took off the tips.
Yes he is okay like your mother
hi father wheres the milk
ikr ngl it was satisfying
Lol
yeah it was satifying lol but rip them finger dude
Let me keep my penis inside of your butt until I go limp!
true
fr
like getting that fresh cut from the barber
is he okay?
yes, but he will no longer be a pro gamer.
I disagree. I still think he can mouse/keyboard like a pro.
Just gotta use a controller at this point, all thumbs, which irony they seem to let him keep
He’ll never be a pro Osu! player 🙁
can he play console games anymore ?
Red deutsch oder lern englisch
ok i hev bod ingliz ikno
Ded is no broblem
Lmao
Haha was machst du hier
Nah but he could still mouse and keyboard that shit.
He’s gonna have a hard time pleasing his 12 year old bride with those nubs. Since her clit has been cut off with a rusty fishing knife, and this 5 total fingered retard can’t satisfy her already molested for 6 years vag, she will ultimately take her frustration on one of the 4 kids she’s birthed since her poor womb produced a viable egg. They all are underweight, mostly due to the fact the mother is less than 70 pounds because she’s still a child herself. The runt of the litter of burdens has severe autism and tries to rape… Read more »
make this a copypasta
Yo that is the most based and redpilled comment i have seen ina long while.
I’ll be back gotta go read Mein Kampf
Stop typing these pseudo intellectual paragraphs. Everyone knows you are jobless 20something virgin who blames the world for your failure.
Damn i couldnt imagine not having children.
Spergs shouldn’t breed tho so stay the same.
People in these comments be crazy
the most real shit ive ever seen in the comment section here
You a pedo?
🗿
hey bro you need to stop being such a hypocrite you already raped 12 kids
Cant pleasure the 12 year old anymore can tell he is a nonce and its his punishment
i miss you
because
So do I
hitler you make my day
Don’t you miss him so much?
You are a beautiful, amazing, and glorious soul.
Pls come back to us.
hes not fucking dead
nail chopping LMAO
He dont have to worry about them growing back thats for sure.
LMFAO
Looks tasty
the sound of the blade haha get rekt
At least he left a couple of tips for the machete man.
Ayyyyyyy LMAO!
I had this video saved since 2019
Just reattach it! 🙂
These kids! They are always trying to out do the latest challenge. What happened to tide pods?
why he is so calm?
my freind today on his skateboard had his fingernail ripped off because be put his hand under the wheel, and he looked just like this dude
I should of told my freind too suck it up…
Wasn’t so bad. He is lucky
yeah , he could’ve gotten his head chopped off
Yo he can DEFINITELY still keyboard/mouse like a pro.
In a addition he will have a cool story.
If you are going to steal kids, steal in a country that isn’t ravaged by savages. That or third world countries.
Gay boy gay boy
my man took it like a boss
It duck tape don’t hold just add more
backstory?
He can still wank with his left hand tho.
we hate this–> 卐 right-?
Nah thats a nice symbol.
Learn the meaning of that symbol you uneducated spook
do we hate this? –> 卐
Ok but like why he was ok with it lmao
Finger licking good
Don’t worry they’ll grow back (joke)
That Shit’s fake af
Your life is fake af
wtf why
4 finger mexican style 😂👍
Brasil é foda
Oh! I have all my fingers the AHHHHH!!
Sausages yum
Not so cool now are you buddy?
Maybe selling drugs wasn’t such a good idea
My sound is off, why
cool
i guess no more no nut november for him
he deserves that for wearing that gay hat
I would have used bolt cutters … depending on the crime.
Sharpest blade in South Merica right there
What did he do? I am guessing didn’t fight when he should have. Maybe was short on his money.
Anything more would have been worse.
little disappointed, expected more screaming but still funny
lol
i thought this was how to cut a onion
video
Kfc
this looks pretty nice heheh
Is there a website where people don’t joke abt it and actually have the backstory? If not that’s just sad I know for sure ur all going to hell😭 anddd don’t think that’s a compliment bc it’s not sweet heart ❤️
gustin Bieber <>
Should of had reddit gold protection services.
Also, this dude cant rthymn game no more!
Bro won’t steal no more
Really?the Yakuza in Japan only take one finger,how brutal is this