Man falls perfectly on a pole, impaling himself


31

France – A man reported to suicide by jumping from his apartment, ending up impalimg himself with a pole. He was still alive whwn the medic arrived. Medic had to saw the pole and bring he to the hospital but he died not long after that.

 

Man falls perfectly on a pole, impaling himself 4

4.5 11 votes
Article Rating

Like it? Share with your friends!

31

What's Your Reaction?

hate hate
14
hate
confused confused
28
confused
fail fail
45
fail
fun fun
12
fun
geeky geeky
9
geeky
love love
11
love
lol lol
126
lol
omg omg
265
omg
win win
29
win
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
63 Comments
Oldest
Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
BigOnion

This dude legit became one with the pole

LaysChips

I laughed at that. Idk if I should have or not.

Dale Wilson aka Low Tier God

Yes you should have

ILoveCats

I finally found that Reddit video

Ouchen

This is extreme anal 101 with a frenchman

John

Anal max level multi mode

Unknown

I hate that i laughed wt this 🤢🤢🤢

Bruh

Lol

Bruhminator

Lol

Big

hes so fucking dead oml

hueuu

lol imagine being such a failure you cant even suicide right.

Frfr

Well the attempt was succesful, so he did suicide right

dumb bitch killer

wtf does this even mean? the attempt worked.

Dr suess

He didn’t mean to land on the Pole turtlecock

Bababooey

Ayo lmao he went out sad

SwaSh_BucKleR

What do you mean failure? he perfectly landed his ass on the pole

I really need to stop watching these

Ikr what a legend, maybe he was straight before but he died gay 😎

squalltheonly

Why would you even attempt to help him? That pole destroyed everything inside of him, intestines, stomach, pancreas, lungs, etc. Ain’t no doctor that can fix all that.

bop

At that point just shoot me in the head honestly i would not want to suffer for hours while doctors try to save me then just to die

qsfsf

And this medic is like: “Hey sir, can you hear me?”

UlyssesGiddeon

Worlds biggest Dildo

Just a person

Literally don’t get how he survived that

PewdiePie

He didnt

Stupid Fuck

He did at first ya fuck

maine

alternate title: xxx DESTROYING MY HOLES ON THE WORLDS BIGGEST DILDO IN SUICIDE ATTENPTXXX full video on onlyfans!!

joe

Lmao

maine

he really said extreme anal.

somemurderer123

objects i have shoved up my arse
massive fucking pole

cuntaaa

fuck ya, kys cunt h3h3h3h3hh3

dumb bitch killer

you’re next bitch

;-;

Bruh why they trying to save him he dead as hell

Dr suess

Gay guys across the country are jealous

Bababooey

When she says its her first time..

No name

Omg Glück im Unglück was hatte er für ein krasses Glück….. Oki die Situation könnte besser sein…. Aber hey er hat es überlebt…. Und er wird inzukunft ein risen Umweg inzukunft vor So ne boller machen

vitix

if you want to know a woman is saying in the background that the man didnt die sudently he was still moving his head for a little time

Last edited 3 months ago by vitix
haha

he was tryna set the world record of how much a human can take up the ass.

Sangwoo

man rlly wanted to fuck a pole-

SwaSh_BucKleR

This guy took anal into the second level

Scott

Task failed successfully

Anonymous

Thanks to the pole it wasn’t a splatter.

Lickityclit

Think of the tips he could’ve got on chaturbate.. Or the views on pornhub

Last edited 3 months ago by Lickityclit
Jon

SUICIDAL PEOPLE PISS ME OFF. WHY DO YOU GOT TO DESTROY PUBLIC PEACE?!?!?!

Hariciu

Vlad the impaler would be honoured to look at him :))

arialweed78

This is such a horrible and somehow embarassing way to die

Brandon_Milo_2001

This must be the gayest way to die.

Child Rapist

This dude lost his virginity while he was dying

EnergeticMod!

What a great dildo

Darwin

Il en avait marre le cul quoi

Kree

This felt illegal🤣

GEROLD

My ass hurts after watching this.

haha pole in his butt

haha pole in his butt

cem yahudisever

oha amına koyim içimde hissettim

Inananunaki

I clench my booty every time I see this story….yikes.

o3k

Sniper

Witness

It must have been a gruesome and painful death…

CommentsTurnedOff

I wouldn’t say “perfectly on a pole”… it’s a bit to the left.
Needed more practice with that cucumber.

harper

his rectum must hurt.

im going to hell if there is one

wait did it go up his ass

boo hoo to you

That is why I won’t commit suicide, my luck i’ll fuck it up

Tlchæ

Wow

zerx

lol

GodisLove

jumping literally fucks, hanging, or drowning are a lot better ways to suicide

Strict_Machine

That’s a hell of a way to prepare for a first time in prison.

63
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x