Man tries to catch a suicide jumper


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wdnmd

傻瓜😄

dhjsdndb

哈哈哈

Wanna Talk Shit? (267)201-0032 call me i got you

Ching chong chop suey chongidong hunya!

Aneyeforaneyeistruejustice

LMAO!!!!!!🤭🤣

stfu racist bitch

fuck wanna talk shit

fuck you white pig!

fuck wanna talk shit

yes, I wanna talk about you, because you are a piece of shit

dhjsdndb

留個微信吗,一起聊这些,难得有华人

honkyman277

戈尔视频有啥好聊的😂

Wanna Talk Shit? (267)201-0032 call me i got you

Sim pan chang ching chong ping pang pong flied lice!

you fat retard, chinese people can’t pronounce Ls.
Another retarded Cracker

fuck wanna talk shit

blur, blur, blur, haha, white fucker talks shit

Wanna Talk Shit? (267)201-0032 call me i got you

Chung chong chang wang long suk dong simida chong cham wanga lang!

fuck wanna talk shit

you ask me wanna talk shit? my answer is yes, I wanna talk you

FuckFace

他妈的臭B

Wanna Talk Shit? (267)201-0032 call me i got you

Ching Chang Chung chong pin pan chonga ching chong!

Wanna Talk Shit? (267)201-0032 call me i got you

Speak English gook bitch

Kill yourself waste of oxygen

fuck wanna talk shit

you dumbass cannot speak a 2nd language, your fucking 1st language is the only thing you can be proud of, dumb white shit

fuck wanna talk shit

wanna talk shit is a piece of shit

NIGGER CHONKER 2

aliens have arrived

Womenarevil456

Bruh

fsdacsdfcesfc

this guy is a fucking idiot…

harper

man prolly drunk or some

ButtDust

Ping pan xing ji dong hua bikoi nikida

RIPPED-VAGINA-BUSTED-ASSHOLE

😂

Obliterated monkey seamen

Epic name

Dis guy

Tiananmen Square massacre

王俊凯

nigger

Speak english you fucktard

Wanna Talk Shit? (267)201-0032 call me i got you

Me chinese me play joke!

Me put peepee in your coke!

-Long Duck Dong, ancient chinese poet.

fuck wanna talk shit

fuck white shit
-fuck wanna talk shit, ancient chinese poet

awsl

你们真TM牛逼,这东西被你们找到了

Dr suess

No ticky no laundry

NeroNero

this is not heroism it’s just natural selection at this point. imagine being stupid enough to try and catch a 50-80 kg dead weight travelling at terminal velocity with bare fucking hands.

Rustler69

Unless you’re built different.

Jazmine

Nah he died also once ur head hits super hard u will die of blunt force

haha

yea i dont think they put into consideration that he potentially couldve been built different

obama

he was built indifferent today

mikeydmz

the guy survived if you didnt know.

Womenarevil456

How do you know?

Jazmine

Bc once ur head hits hard like that mans head did on concrete u die instead of blunt force it’s like when someone hits the back of ur head really hard with something hard and heavy u die

barosan

thats not true. they both died

Edou asmrII

They both died. Just stupid kids saying they didn’t.

Wanna Talk Shit? (267)201-0032 call me i got you

No he didnt you lying fucktard

fuck wanna talk shit

white pig go to hell

zander

I did some basic calculations at the top if you want to see my input.

SomeAsshole

Asian girls are hella light, they don’t weigh much, they’re so petite and cute. So maybe it wasn’t too much weight for the guy to catch

barosan

Bro, its nothing cute in asians

ţeipieidei

Aşa e barosane

Joey kangaroo

O da români!

Trump_supporter

Stop being a simp bitch you fucking fuck fuck

G-2

fuck trump

lucy

fuck ur mom

ar2kxn1

Trump is the greatest president ever.

HUGHJASOL

ar2knxn Your birther was the best taker this of the Mississippi. In fact I could have been your father but the guy in front of me had correct change so….. lessons learned I guess. Good luck to you.

Jazmine

Fuck TRUMP the orange racist man

daturalist

trump is the most fucking embarrassing president ever lol next is biden

Jazmine

Bro u dumb and of course u support that racist orange man

That lady from bar

Do you really think bullets are have tons of weight? It’s linear momentum dude, no need to be a genius. 30 m/s(it’s about 67 mph) x 55~60 kg equals about 1650~ kg.m/s total momentum. With gravity it has a huge one. Equivalent to a scooter hits man in a downhill street. He propably has a few bone crucks or ded •_•

zander

thank you for the proper calculation, I just made an educated guess on this part but to be honest I wasn’t far off, lol

卐Heinrich Himmler卐

faggot

That one dude

Lol

That one dude

Lol

Jazmine

Bro she jumped from a 10 or 30 story building

theguy

White girls pussy are like a train tunnel, they already fucked with 20 guys when they are 16.

shithole

yeah but they are dumb as fuck and don`t shave so

Tyler

I concur guess he didn’t understand the laws of motion.

Egzee

How can you be that stupid? :DDDD

sevenfoldB)

dude, he was trying to save his fucking life, have some respect for the guy

Joe

Nigga true he got his correct morals and shit but how fucking retarded do you gotta be to catch a fucking human at high speeds

Goon

That’s mentally retarded and so are you. Pretty sure you’re just a faggot

🔇33

You can help or save people, but if you doesn’t know how to do it just stay back

Naruto

Dead

Nutman

Yes Naruto they are both indeed dead.

Joe

Naruto you are such a sussy bakka skull rape me now please

dumbass

Chinese security guard was 43, identified only as Li.

卐 Adolf Hitler 卐

Fastest Chinese delivery I have ever seen 🤣🤣

Shitler

He fell faster than Berlin did

卐 Adolf Hitler 卐

And you will die of cancer 🤣🤣

zander

top to bottom, same day sipping

☭THE CRADLES☭

Fastest naw I think that was Herosima

Petereater

what a loser

zander

bruh wtf why would you try to catch them.

sevenfoldB)

what if you saw someone falling from a fucking building, yeah i think you would do the same thing,

Goon

No YOU would do that because you’re a mentally disabled faggot

zander

ok science time, that girl seems to be a little over 5′ tall, now lets say that she weighs 120lbs. if she fell off of a 30 story building and reached maximum velocity, the force of her hitting the ground would be around 800lbs give or take with a g-force of around 15 g’s. Now correct me if I’m wrong but he looked smaller than she was, and if all that adds up, then he just tried to catch two mid-sized Harley motorcycles on his body. I think its safe to say that he is very, very dead.

Evaluator

Taking into account that he banged his skull on the concrete as well i think it’s pretty safe to say that he’s dead

oh no

eyy thanks for the math

zander

ur welcome

267cala

Who knew math was actually going to be important, better start paying attention now!

Tits are Nice

You are a true Chad lol thank you

Slavic PL

Complet idiots

K Fign.

Imagine if he waited to the perfect moment to kick the person sideways at reduce the weight and collateral damage. Sounds stupid but might work 🤔

🔇33

Might work in the moon and still stupid think that could happen

DaddyZeus

Fake

🔇33

Its real

Mrlou23

ta vivo?

🔇33

Ponele xd

Adolf Hitler

did you ever think that instead of using gas they could’ve just thrown them out’ve buildings one by one

🔇33

Idk you are named hitler v:

A quiet life

good way to kill nazis

sevenfoldB)

HELL YES

sevenfoldB)

man theres so many nazis.

dope

are they okay?

🔇33

What happens if you put a mirror in front of a mirror?, you won’t find an ending, ¿but are you a mirror?

TwojStaryKurwo

Seems alright to me…

alex

wouldn’t it be funny if the girl ended up in a coma instead of dying lmao

ddwqesd

b r u h

EggSnorter23

Damn, she fell faster than Shiho from Persona 5

haha

they are sole mates because they’re dead

paulo

e morreu também… faltou a lei da gravidade ae

卐 Adolf Hitler 卐

i’m a fuckin faggot

Bigtits

Fucking faggot

ChubbyBitch

I know he was trying to save them. But from the height which the person jumped from.. You can’t do anything about it. It’s still very upsetting

cracky

Lmfaoo thats why you dont help suicidals!

Aby

Im shaking rn😩

Cockoldoodledobitch

(Deep fucking sigh)
Natural selection

DickgirlOnGirl

6ix9ine once sang: are you dumb, stupid or dumb, huh?

guyname38

lol

Ash

he remains dead….of course……she survived….wants to kill herself again, is being catched by a hero again, who died on that occasion….and so it goes….I guess, she is the godess of death reached earth….we are all doomed!!

Ash

he remains dead….of course……she survived….wants to kill herself again, is being catched by a hero again, who died on that occasion….and so it goes….I guess, she is the godess of death reached earth….we are all doomed!!

Ash

he remains dead….of course……she survived….wants to kill herself again, is being catched by a hero again, who died on that occasion….and so it goes….I guess, she is the godess of death reached earth….we are all doomed!!

Ash-Zayr

he remains dead….of course……she survived….wants to kill herself again, is being catched by a hero again, who died on that occasion….and so it goes….I guess, she is the godess of death reached earth….we are all doomed!!

Ash

he remains dead….of course……she survived….wants to kill herself again, is being catched by a hero again, who died on that occasion….and so it goes….I guess, she is the godess of death reached earth….we are all doomed!!

Yes

2 birds one stone

Blackman

nigger

hello

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Nathan

My man’s got folded

Nonya

What the fuck man I’ve never seen a person try to catch a person who was gonna kill them selves 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 befor

Snuffles

this looks like something straight from a cartoon lmafooo

A gay dude

This kids, is why you shouldn’t try for the hero of a day award, you and your health is much more important than someone else’s. Don’t run into burning houses to save people, that’s why we have fire fighters, don’t try to stop the robber at the bank, you don’t own the bank and you won’t really lose anything laying there till the robbers leave.

Be smart, be alive, don’t be a hero.

Last edited 6 months ago by A gay dude
Black essential worker

Glad Horus burned Anti-Christ indefinitely

EveryoneShouldDie-_-

Did he die or nah? Cause people keep saying he did and he didn’t

fuckshitfuck

Of fucking course he died you dumb fuck

babaoy

its kinda funny but kinda not

Knifestalker1

my man got an A in science

Jazmine

This dude legit lost his life too he should’ve caught her or him by him facing forward instead

joey

i bet that hurt

Random gore explorer

He’s dumbass died too, why did he try to catch em🤦

xXSkullSoulXx

This is why you learn physics in school

Willy_nailer

Two birds one stone

Willy_nailer

Truly de-climaxic

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