Man falls perfectly on a pole, impaling himself


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France – A man reported to suicide by jumping from his apartment, ending up impalimg himself with a pole. He was still alive whwn the medic arrived. Medic had to saw the pole and bring he to the hospital but he died not long after that.

 

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Backstory girl
Backstory girl
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1 year ago
Last edited 1 year ago by Backstory girl
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231
Guest
Reply to  Backstory girl
10 months ago

thank you

ILIKEYOURMAMA😈
ILIKEYOURMAMA😈
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Reply to  Backstory girl
9 months ago

Hero without cape

A gay dude
A gay dude
Guest
Reply to  Backstory girl
8 months ago

If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. He was a thief who fled, was impaled, and died. Cruel, but everything have consequences. Something this guy hopefully knew in his last moments before death.

BigOnion
BigOnion
Guest
4 years ago

This dude legit became one with the pole

LaysChips
LaysChips
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Reply to  BigOnion
3 years ago

I laughed at that. Idk if I should have or not.

Dale Wilson aka Low Tier God
Dale Wilson aka Low Tier God
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Reply to  LaysChips
3 years ago

Yes you should have

Nate
Nate
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Reply to  Dale Wilson aka Low Tier God
2 years ago

weirdo

The Duck's Dick
The Duck's Dick
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Reply to  LaysChips
2 years ago

i laughed at it aswell

ILoveCats
ILoveCats
Guest
4 years ago

I finally found that Reddit video

MentalMouse
MentalMouse
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Reply to  ILoveCats
1 year ago

lemme guess r/50/50?

Ouchen
Ouchen
Guest
3 years ago

This is extreme anal 101 with a frenchman

John
John
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Reply to  Ouchen
3 years ago

Anal max level multi mode

Unknown
Unknown
Guest
Reply to  Ouchen
3 years ago

I hate that i laughed wt this 🤢🤢🤢

Bruh
Bruh
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Reply to  Ouchen
3 years ago

Lol

Bruhminator
Bruhminator
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Reply to  Ouchen
3 years ago

Lol

Holyshit
Holyshit
Guest
Reply to  Ouchen
2 years ago

Na this dudes a cheater. Definitely using mods bruh

Gore is weird as fuck
Gore is weird as fuck
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Reply to  Ouchen
2 years ago

Bro had multishot on his pole.

The Duck's Dick
The Duck's Dick
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Reply to  Ouchen
2 years ago

not my ideal way to have sex but who cares

Big
Big
Guest
3 years ago

hes so fucking dead oml

Gruz
Gruz
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Reply to  Big
2 years ago

No shit genius

hueuu
hueuu
Guest
3 years ago

lol imagine being such a failure you cant even suicide right.

Frfr
Frfr
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Reply to  hueuu
3 years ago

Well the attempt was succesful, so he did suicide right

The Duck's Dick
The Duck's Dick
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Reply to  Frfr
2 years ago

i agree suicide by having sex with a pole

dumb bitch killer
dumb bitch killer
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Reply to  hueuu
3 years ago

wtf does this even mean? the attempt worked.

Dr suess
Dr suess
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Reply to  dumb bitch killer
3 years ago

He didn’t mean to land on the Pole turtlecock

Bababooey
Bababooey
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Reply to  hueuu
3 years ago

Ayo lmao he went out sad

SwaSh_BucKleR
SwaSh_BucKleR
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Reply to  hueuu
3 years ago

What do you mean failure? he perfectly landed his ass on the pole

I really need to stop watching these
I really need to stop watching these
Guest
Reply to  SwaSh_BucKleR
3 years ago

Ikr what a legend, maybe he was straight before but he died gay 😎

Asmr Edou
Asmr Edou
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Haha! No shit! That’s fucking hilarious man.

ripaboop
ripaboop
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Reply to  hueuu
2 years ago

some reports say he was working on the roof doing maintenance and accidentally fell.

NotLinked
NotLinked
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Reply to  hueuu
2 years ago

Bro, you’re a piece of shit. You should have been the one to jump off of that building, not him. If you can seriously watch somebody kill themselves and call them a failure, then you don’t deserve life.

squalltheonly
squalltheonly
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3 years ago

Why would you even attempt to help him? That pole destroyed everything inside of him, intestines, stomach, pancreas, lungs, etc. Ain’t no doctor that can fix all that.

bop
bop
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Reply to  squalltheonly
3 years ago

At that point just shoot me in the head honestly i would not want to suffer for hours while doctors try to save me then just to die

Holyshit
Holyshit
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Reply to  bop
2 years ago

Yeah at this point your just a throphy for the doctors resume, that’s to say he was successful. In this case the dr was not successful.

qsfsf
qsfsf
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Reply to  squalltheonly
3 years ago

And this medic is like: “Hey sir, can you hear me?”

Andy Christ
Andy Christ
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Reply to  squalltheonly
2 years ago

This is exactly why euthenasia needs to be more widely accepted, there’s some situations where trying to keep someone alive is far more cruel than putting them out of their misery

UlyssesGiddeon
UlyssesGiddeon
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3 years ago

Worlds biggest Dildo

Bruh
Bruh
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Reply to  UlyssesGiddeon
2 years ago

Ive seen bigger shit than that

Alexa<3
Alexa<3
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Reply to  Bruh
2 years ago

How is that even possible lmao

Jason
Jason
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Reply to  Alexa<3
2 years ago

I mean it is possible, i seen a 3 foot long dido before (and they got longer).. I think its just cuz the flexibility of a real dildo is able to like move through 3 feet of intestines pretty easily without being one of Vlad the Impaler’s victims..

penguin~rapist
penguin~rapist
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Reply to  Jason
2 years ago

the moby huge…

aetherflead
aetherflead
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Reply to  Alexa<3
2 years ago

Try HotKinkyJo. You will start to believe

Just a person
Just a person
Guest
3 years ago

Literally don’t get how he survived that

PewdiePie
PewdiePie
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Reply to  Just a person
3 years ago

He didnt

Stupid Fuck
Stupid Fuck
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Reply to  PewdiePie
3 years ago

He did at first ya fuck

Boberi
Boberi
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Reply to  Stupid Fuck
2 years ago

He still died you fuckface

maine
maine
Guest
3 years ago

alternate title: xxx DESTROYING MY HOLES ON THE WORLDS BIGGEST DILDO IN SUICIDE ATTENPTXXX full video on onlyfans!!

joe
joe
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Reply to  maine
3 years ago

Lmao

maine
maine
Guest
3 years ago

he really said extreme anal.

somemurderer123
somemurderer123
Guest
3 years ago

objects i have shoved up my arse
massive fucking pole

cuntaaa
cuntaaa
Guest
3 years ago

fuck ya, kys cunt h3h3h3h3hh3

dumb bitch killer
dumb bitch killer
Guest
Reply to  cuntaaa
3 years ago

you’re next bitch

;-;
;-;
Guest
3 years ago

Bruh why they trying to save him he dead as hell

Dr suess
Dr suess
Guest
3 years ago

Gay guys across the country are jealous

Bababooey
Bababooey
Guest
3 years ago

When she says its her first time..

No name
No name
Guest
3 years ago

Omg Glück im Unglück was hatte er für ein krasses Glück….. Oki die Situation könnte besser sein…. Aber hey er hat es überlebt…. Und er wird inzukunft ein risen Umweg inzukunft vor So ne boller machen

arialweed78
arialweed78
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Reply to  No name
2 years ago

sag mal bist du ein bisschen dulle? In der Beschreibung steht, dass er es nicht überlebt hat und des Weiteren kann man sich auch denken, dass er nicht überlebt hat.

Fetid01
Fetid01
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Reply to  No name
2 years ago

OMG Lucky in misfortune what a blatant luck he had….. Oki the situation could be better…. But hey he survived it…. And he will make a risen detour in the future in front of Such a boller

vitix
vitix
Guest
3 years ago

if you want to know a woman is saying in the background that the man didnt die sudently he was still moving his head for a little time

Last edited 3 years ago by vitix
haha
haha
Guest
3 years ago

he was tryna set the world record of how much a human can take up the ass.

Sangwoo
Sangwoo
Guest
3 years ago

man rlly wanted to fuck a pole-

SwaSh_BucKleR
SwaSh_BucKleR
Guest
3 years ago

This guy took anal into the second level

Scott
Scott
Guest
3 years ago

Task failed successfully

Anonymous
Anonymous
Guest
3 years ago

Thanks to the pole it wasn’t a splatter.

Mr. Apathy
Mr. Apathy
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Reply to  Anonymous
2 years ago

When a body falls to the ground it doesn’t splatter (unless if the distance between you and the ground is far enough), it bounces.

Last edited 2 years ago by Mr. Apathy
Lickityclit
Lickityclit
Guest
3 years ago

Think of the tips he could’ve got on chaturbate.. Or the views on pornhub

Last edited 3 years ago by Lickityclit
Jon
Jon
Guest
3 years ago

SUICIDAL PEOPLE PISS ME OFF. WHY DO YOU GOT TO DESTROY PUBLIC PEACE?!?!?!

Hariciu
Hariciu
Guest
3 years ago

Vlad the impaler would be honoured to look at him :))

arialweed78
arialweed78
Guest
3 years ago

This is such a horrible and somehow embarassing way to die

Brandon_Milo_2001
Brandon_Milo_2001
Guest
3 years ago

This must be the gayest way to die.

Child Rapist
Child Rapist
Guest
3 years ago

This dude lost his virginity while he was dying

EnergeticMod!
EnergeticMod!
Guest
3 years ago

What a great dildo

Darwin
Darwin
Guest
3 years ago

Il en avait marre le cul quoi

The French Warrior
The French Warrior
Guest
Reply to  Darwin
1 year ago

on dit “ras le cul” mais c’est pas grave…

Kree
Kree
Guest
3 years ago

This felt illegal🤣

GEROLD
GEROLD
Guest
3 years ago

My ass hurts after watching this.

haha pole in his butt
haha pole in his butt
Guest
3 years ago

haha pole in his butt

cem yahudisever
cem yahudisever
Guest
3 years ago

oha amına koyim içimde hissettim

Inananunaki
Inananunaki
Guest
3 years ago

I clench my booty every time I see this story….yikes.

o3k
o3k
Guest
3 years ago

Sniper

Witness
Witness
Guest
3 years ago

It must have been a gruesome and painful death…

CommentsTurnedOff
CommentsTurnedOff
Guest
3 years ago

I wouldn’t say “perfectly on a pole”… it’s a bit to the left.
Needed more practice with that cucumber.

harper
harper
Guest
3 years ago

his rectum must hurt.

im going to hell if there is one
im going to hell if there is one
Guest
3 years ago

wait did it go up his ass

there is no heck
there is no heck
Guest

Yeah and through his body.

boo hoo to you
boo hoo to you
Guest
3 years ago

That is why I won’t commit suicide, my luck i’ll fuck it up

Tlchæ
Tlchæ
Guest
3 years ago

Wow

zerx
zerx
Guest
3 years ago

lol

GodisLove
GodisLove
Guest
3 years ago

jumping literally fucks, hanging, or drowning are a lot better ways to suicide

Strict_Machine
Strict_Machine
Guest
3 years ago

That’s a hell of a way to prepare for a first time in prison.

Deathy
Deathy
Guest
3 years ago

Is he okay ?

Raul
Raul
Guest
3 years ago

why this video isn’t on phub😡

Anonymous
Anonymous
Guest
3 years ago

When the dildo to big

a idiot
a idiot
Guest
3 years ago

motherfucker shoved up a bigass metal dildo up his ass

cum
cum
Guest
2 years ago

i wanna poop now…

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