Woman being noob at suicide


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A woman was trying to get ran over by a train. She jumped into the middle of track instead of on the rails and got hit by that slow-moving train. We got no information whether she was killed or survived.
But one thing for sure. From how she acted, this is her first time.

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William
William
Guest
3 years ago

no. she is dead.
so, good suicide ?

tarik
tarik
Guest
Reply to  William
3 years ago

Kd 0.01

ALL_pass_123
ALL_pass_123
Guest
Reply to  tarik
1 year ago

That’s funny

me@myself
me@myself
Guest
Reply to  William
3 years ago

How would you know?

William
William
Guest
Reply to  me@myself
3 years ago

it’s obvious she was hit by a train, her head was crush

Flo
Flo
Guest
Reply to  William
3 years ago

Nah she probably got a severe injury to her lower back but the head was nearly over the track. Also the distance under it is always enough to survive if you lay flat down which she didn’t. Pretty badly hurt and the force could have snaped her Atlas so there is a good chance for both

squalltheonly
squalltheonly
Guest
Reply to  Flo
3 years ago

That’s a myth. There is not enough room under it for you to not get hit at all, there are a lot of stuff protruding under the carts. Just getting dragged a couple of feet will tear her abdomen and her back would get stuck on the wooden panels on the floor, so yeah. She dead.

asmr edou
asmr edou
Guest
Reply to  squalltheonly
2 years ago

Find out yourself and tell us how it went.

Kacper
Kacper
Guest
Reply to  William
3 years ago

she probably end up in a wheel chair

asmr edou
asmr edou
Guest
Reply to  William
3 years ago

I’ll throw another drink in your face!! Shut!! Up!!!

William
William
Guest
Reply to  asmr edou
3 years ago

what, calm down little child

trololololol
trololololol
Guest
Reply to  William
3 years ago

calm me down daddy

twojastara
twojastara
Guest
Reply to  trololololol
2 years ago

bruh hahaha

trollface
trollface
Guest
3 years ago

What a noob

Lisamanoban
Lisamanoban
Guest
Reply to  trollface
3 years ago

So u would do it better?

Anon
Anon
Guest
Reply to  Lisamanoban
3 years ago

Lay on the rails, they’ll cut you right in half.

Bobthebuilder
Bobthebuilder
Guest
Reply to  Anon
3 years ago

Naa I’d front flip into it and go out with style

The brbros
The brbros
Guest
Reply to  Lisamanoban
3 years ago

Buy a gun and shoot your head it’s really that hard? Or you prefer to become minced meat and feel a lot of pain

Fucked up guy
Fucked up guy
Guest
3 years ago

much easier to lay on the rails and let it decapitate you

Anon amEis
Anon amEis
Guest
Reply to  Fucked up guy
2 years ago

Haha your username fits the comment

yarel
yarel
Guest
Reply to  Fucked up guy
1 year ago

thx for the tip bro

Sammy Pupovic
Sammy Pupovic
Guest
3 years ago

Mission failed successfully

Lawrence
Lawrence
Guest
3 years ago

She deserved respect

The brbros
The brbros
Guest
Reply to  Lawrence
3 years ago

For what she failed at suicide how can you fail that

someshit
someshit
Guest
Reply to  The brbros
3 years ago

lol

Mandeep
Mandeep
Guest
3 years ago

I think if the cop was little fast & active he could have saved her

BRAIN BLAST
BRAIN BLAST
Guest
Reply to  Mandeep
3 years ago

who cares lol? she wanted to die and its her business. why should anyone interfere with a suicide?

Fuck**
Fuck**
Guest
Reply to  BRAIN BLAST
3 years ago

Fax

PUSSY FUCK
PUSSY FUCK
Guest
Reply to  BRAIN BLAST
3 years ago

I agree. If she wants to die, let her. You shouldn’t help someone knowing that they’re depressed/suicidal because to them, being depressed isn’t a problem since they enjoy feeling depressed and suicidal. If they really hated being depressed, they would seek treatment for it instead of not doing anything about their depression.

Retardededgelord#5567
Retardededgelord#5567
Guest
Reply to  PUSSY FUCK
3 years ago

Some people try to get help but just commit suicide anyway. Most people don’t want to, and their families grieve for them, but it’s whatever cause that’s just the real world.

Last edited 3 years ago by Retardededgelord#5567
Dan
Dan
Guest
Reply to  PUSSY FUCK
2 years ago

sometimes there’s no treatment in some places, sometimes treatments don’t help shit

Aaaaa
Aaaaa
Guest
Reply to  PUSSY FUCK
2 years ago

Jesus Christ ur fucking dumb coming from someone diagnosed with depression no one likes having it

raé <3
raé <3
Guest
Reply to  BRAIN BLAST
3 years ago

facts lol

Anon amEis
Anon amEis
Guest
Reply to  BRAIN BLAST
2 years ago

Right?

twojastara
twojastara
Guest
Reply to  BRAIN BLAST
2 years ago

Uhm because We don`t want our train to be late by that hoe?

God
God
Guest
3 years ago

come on guys…it was her first time 😀

twojastara
twojastara
Guest
Reply to  God
2 years ago

Not bad then though.
Just kidding, still sucks badly xD

Last edited 2 years ago by twojastara
Cool Man 1998
Cool Man 1998
Guest
3 years ago

should watch some youtube tutorial for that

Somebody
Somebody
Guest
Reply to  Cool Man 1998
3 years ago

True

32123
32123
Guest
3 years ago

she rolled over so slowly

Nick Kurz
Nick Kurz
Guest
3 years ago

She was like “ I don’t want to hurt my ankle jumping down on the tracks to kill myself”.

Fuck**
Fuck**
Guest
Reply to  Nick Kurz
3 years ago

Lol

raé <3
raé <3
Guest
Reply to  Nick Kurz
3 years ago

that would be me lmao

K Fign.
K Fign.
Guest
3 years ago

Me dealing with my problems be like. . . .

That guy from the bar
That guy from the bar
Guest
3 years ago

Ofcourse it’s a woman

cock
cock
Guest
Reply to  That guy from the bar
3 years ago

and??????????

Bobthebuilder
Bobthebuilder
Guest
Reply to  cock
3 years ago

That’s why she died so shit a man woulda lied down on the tracks or done a front flip she rah just was careful to safely go on the tracks and sat down

Aaaaa
Aaaaa
Guest
Reply to  Bobthebuilder
2 years ago

Bro what 😹 a front flip? Dam

Aaaaa
Aaaaa
Guest
Reply to  That guy from the bar
2 years ago

And ofc it’s “that guy from the bar” saying this

Somebody
Somebody
Guest
3 years ago

Bruh, she need to get good ngl
(This is a joke, do not take my words seriusly)

~ahh
~ahh
Guest
Reply to  Somebody
2 years ago

I don’t know what is ngl(
Can you tell me?

teddybear
teddybear
Guest
3 years ago

i mean the two possible outcomes are both pretty bad; one you have her dying, and two you have her surviving but she’ll probably have really bad lifelong injuries

IndigoMarine
IndigoMarine
Guest
3 years ago

She should have put her head on the rail, that would have been a quick clean cut

Fran
Fran
Guest
3 years ago

She ain’t dead lol that thing rolled up so slow

person
person
Guest
3 years ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

xminxie
xminxie
Guest
3 years ago

this is morbid but i hope she did die bcuz surviving that would probably leave u paralyzed

bill Cosby
bill Cosby
Guest
3 years ago

Subway surfers irl doesn’t look too good

IRateIt
IRateIt
Guest
Reply to  bill Cosby
3 years ago

Subway surfers irl (GONE WRONG)

Retardededgelord#5567
Retardededgelord#5567
Guest
3 years ago

It does, to death.

esteroy
esteroy
Guest
Reply to  Retardededgelord#5567
3 years ago

which is nothingness,one could argue nowhere neither calm nor stressfull,just total fuckall

Retardededgelord#5567
Retardededgelord#5567
Guest
3 years ago

If she isn’t dead now she’s gonna wish she was

🔇33
🔇33
Guest
3 years ago

level 1 crook

Sol
Sol
Guest
3 years ago

Como suicidarse y no morir 💀

Frogmaster
Frogmaster
Guest
3 years ago

I piss my pants when i see the title

RAIDERZ
RAIDERZ
Guest
3 years ago

Women am I right

Travis Scott
Travis Scott
Guest
3 years ago

I’m sure she’ll get it it next time and if not third times the charm

33 is a loser
33 is a loser
Guest
3 years ago

she did not do a gud job

Bobthebuilder
Bobthebuilder
Guest
3 years ago

How it’s a woman being a noob at suicide the title is perfect

koopa
koopa
Guest
3 years ago

get better 🤣👎

teenssocksdude
teenssocksdude
Guest
3 years ago

just noob at world game

fsdacsdfcesfc
fsdacsdfcesfc
Guest
3 years ago

im 12 and I could commit suicide better

kek
kek
Guest
3 years ago

you shouldn’t throw yourself under a train at a train station, because the train slows down very much to stop, as seen in the video. but if it works, it works i guess

Diego Jimenez
Diego Jimenez
Guest
3 years ago

The description says this is her first time like wtf😂

Player epep
Player epep
Guest
3 years ago

Mati konyol anjing wkwkwkwkw

uwek uwek
uwek uwek
Guest
Reply to  Player epep
2 years ago

ngakak bos

asmr edou
asmr edou
Guest
3 years ago

Her name is Gwendolyn. I told Gwen I would withdraw 40 dollars for sucking my dick all night, after I creampied her. She went and did this shit though!!!

Witness
Witness
Guest
3 years ago

That guy should have pulled her strongly to the other side of the track.

casper
casper
Guest
3 years ago

how do you be a noob at suicide ?????HAHAHA

noyo
noyo
Guest
3 years ago

poor conductor

Fuckyou
Fuckyou
Guest
3 years ago

Why such a fucking stupid video description?! You absolute cunt.

pringleman
pringleman
Guest
3 years ago

this suck video make better

rosa <3
rosa <3
Guest
3 years ago

some shi i would do LMFAO

asd
asd
Guest
3 years ago

Do you guys know any easy and fast way to suicide ?

Aaaaa
Aaaaa
Guest
Reply to  asd
2 years ago

The fastest and easiest way I would assume is blowing ur brains out

Aaaaa
Aaaaa
Guest
Reply to  asd
2 years ago

Or if u don’t have a gun u can take a bunch of pills or hang urself or run in front of a bus or something

Ziegler
Ziegler
Guest
3 years ago

What would you expect her to be, a suicide expert? That Dosent make eny sense.

Kamodo
Kamodo
Guest
3 years ago

damn why she didn’t try it before doing it what a fool dude

Peppe Borgia / Peppe Fetish
Peppe Borgia / Peppe Fetish
Guest
3 years ago

Mi dispiace, aveva dei piedi deliziosi.

Bob Faggit
Bob Faggit
Guest
3 years ago

Always jump in front of a SPEEDING TRAIN (learn from this one’s mistake)

The fuck is wrong with these people
The fuck is wrong with these people
Guest
3 years ago

The caption say From how she acted, this is her first time. Ofc dude she did it for the first time and for the last time holy fuck Lmao

w w w
w w w
Guest
3 years ago

w

Doujin Master
Doujin Master
Guest
2 years ago

What a Newbie

Monica Carolina
Monica Carolina
Guest
2 years ago

very succesful…cooldblooded, not like a noob.yeah she is dead

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